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Release your inner idiot!
Join the world's largest network of Idiots at Idiot.net
Do you have a tale of monumental stupidity? Are you driven by an
inscrutable illogic that defies explanation, even by yourself? Share your
personal story of outrageous idiocy, or how you put being an idiot to good
use.
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Every month we will announce a winner for our "Idiot Hall of Fame". From these
monthly finalists, we select the most outstanding example of personal
denseness and hold (with great pomp and circumstance) the annual
coronation for the "Idiot of the Year", who reigns supreme over his or her
kingdom of dimwitted subjects. Hail the Clown Prince!
All stories must be written in the first person to be considered.
Email your submission to idiotnet@idiot.net
"A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the
learned" - Arabian Proverb.
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With this in mind there are still millions of total idiots out there from all over the world that haven't been discovered yet.
They probably don't think they are the biggest dummies who ever walked the planet, or they suspect they are but no one has pointed it out to them yet.
Meeting other like minded people online is easier then you think, and you could be sharing a conversation with someone that thinks the same way you do
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Hopefully reading about other peoples experiences with idiots or as idiots it will help you overcome the personal barriers in your life,
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When you go out over the weekend looking for fun and entertainment, keep idiot.net in mind and tell your friends about it.
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Going out in my life day after day I try to see fun in everything I do - like having a drink, it can lead to many regrets the next day for a lot of us.
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